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  • STORY TIME!

    I have bigger boobs now, what can I say, I’m proud…just kidding

    In high school I had 34 D’s and I had them reduced, because no one took me seriously.  They were too busy drooling over my boobs (and I was only 14 and they were 30 umm gross!).  My other reason was the back pain and trouble they caused me as a professional horse person and a marathon runner.  So then when my hormone problems started they shrunk even more (which was actually kind of nice because I’m so athletic) but now that my *ahem* hormones are working again my breasts also have gotten bigger.  

    It’s interesting because people noticed it.  One of my friends asked me if I had my boobs done, uhh no.  Then I was appalled at his comments and whined to my mother.  She told me to unzip my vest, so I did, and she told me they have and I’m going to have to go shopping to buy bigger shirts, lol.

    So I got rid of everything I can’t fit in anymore (since my hips and ass got bigger to go with the breasts…) and bought 2 new hiking tanks and 2 bras.  My doctor informed me at Mayo Clinic that I have to wear “support” at night now.  Seriously? Didn’t I get rid of these things because they were such a pain in the ass? Not to mention guys look at them.  I haven’t gone hiking yet or gone running but what if they bounce around?  Does this mean I have to buy expensive sports bras not the $5 3-pack anymore?

    …I’ve never been very feminine.  I may look good in a dress and makeup and long hair and have 15 pairs of stilettos (no I don’t wear them much anymore), but I’m not designed for this.  I’m designed for hiking, climbing, rebuilding machinery, racing snowmobiles, you get the idea.  

    Secretly though, I have to admit I like the attention…just from Brandon really. He’s a hot guy I’ve known for 10 years and I dated him like 7 years ago.  I’ve gotten to watch him grow up.  I sent him these pics and he never even said anything about my sexy boobs or bra.  WTF?  Apparently he’s grown up TOO much.  Oh well.

    Now I get to buy a whole new wardrobe at least!  I’m excited :)  I’m going to England first though, so I can’t buy anything yet.

    THE END!

    Tagged: zebra print self portrait glamour lingerie curly hair boobs!

    Posted on April 29, 2012 with 3 notes

  • For my friend Brandon.

    For my friend Brandon.

    Tagged: self portrait lingerie fishnets black and white glamour

    Posted on April 24, 2012

  • …I’ve been so busy hiking backpacking and renovating that I totally forgot how sexy I am!  (and so is Penny,  she was annoyed I forgot to mention her Llewellin Setter beauty as well…)

    …Can I go back to BBC Top Gear now? the Stig is gonna drive a new Aston Martin!  Oh goodie! :D

    <3

    Tagged: self portrait glamour lingerie top gear

    Posted on April 17, 2012 with 1 note

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